Diver's Delight Gifts

'Middle Class anchored to the Bottom!'

Rock Climber

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

Devilled Eggs

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

Puzzle books - Guaranteed to fry your brain.

The Cheese God

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

'Freezer is on the blink.'

'There goes Tom Daley.'

"Why? Did you want one?"

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

Worm eats the fish.

A cat is stalking the fish tank with goggles on and fork in its hand.

An eagle catches springboard diver.

Jello in the diving pool.

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

"We also have pease porridge, hot or cold. Not terribly fresh, I'm afraid."

'Today's special is baseball stew, why here it comes now!'

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

'Our chicken patties are beef and pork.'

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

Frank and Ernie's Seafood Grotto. I'll have the "seafood platter". Certainly, sir -- small, medium, or barge?

"Who had the extra thick shake?"

Imagine the Traffic

"Would you say the tuna salad kicks ass?"