Driver's Delight T-Shirts

Imagine the Traffic

"Nobody likes a back seat driver!"

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Man helping a mini learner driver

Say speed

I love my motor.

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

Trying on boots

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

'Retirement community or bust' old lady in car with cat

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

Puzzle books - Guaranteed to fry your brain.

Stone Age Driving Test

"Now I'm going to offer a second opinion."

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

Driving home for Christmas.

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

"You call that teaching."

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

"You're very courteous for a hog"

"Why? Did you want one?"

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

'How was my emergency stop?'

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'