Driver's Delight Mugs

Imagine the Traffic

"Nobody likes a back seat driver!"

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Man helping a mini learner driver

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

Say speed

I love my motor.

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

Trying on boots

'Retirement community or bust' old lady in car with cat

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

Puzzle books - Guaranteed to fry your brain.

"Now I'm going to offer a second opinion."

Face Painting.

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

Stone Age Driving Test

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

Driving home for Christmas.

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

"Why? Did you want one?"

"You're very courteous for a hog"

"Aside from the foot, do you think my parking's getting better?"

I don't brake for tail gators.

"You call that teaching."

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

'How was my emergency stop?'