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'I was in a bit of a hurry so I made it from a mix.'

'Needs salt!'

The Witches Discover The Wok

Keith Floyd.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Zagat Rated.

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"Namasteak"

"The wings are addictive."

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

"It's made with real angel hair."

'Today's sermon is on the feeding of the five thousand...and I'll be giving you the recipe for that.'

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

'The casserole didn't make it.'

Recipes.

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

Heavenly Take Out

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

Me, Alice and God

'Well, she ate the apple -- I SAID you should have the whole thing catered.'

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

"What were you expecting?"

Christmas canape?

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

"Whoa! That's a lot of flame, Beth. I'll pick up a fire extinguisher on my way back from the gym."

"It lights up and vibrates when your judgement's ready."

Surprise!

Pizza delivery to heaven.