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'I was in a bit of a hurry so I made it from a mix.'

'Needs salt!'

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Zagat Rated.

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"Namasteak"

"The wings are addictive."

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"It's made with real angel hair."

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

'Today's sermon is on the feeding of the five thousand...and I'll be giving you the recipe for that.'

'The casserole didn't make it.'

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

Recipes.

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

"What were you expecting?"

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

'Well, she ate the apple -- I SAID you should have the whole thing catered.'

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

Me, Alice and God

Surprise!

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

Christmas canape?

"Whoa! That's a lot of flame, Beth. I'll pick up a fire extinguisher on my way back from the gym."

Angel Food Cafe...Manna and more: 'Would you like fries with your order?'

"What's good here?"