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'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Cookbooks

'Needs salt!'

Flying sauces.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'The casserole didn't make it.'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

Recipes.

My Cauldron Rules

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."