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'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

Cookbooks

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

The Witches Discover The Wok

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Flying sauces.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

'The casserole didn't make it.'

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

Recipes.

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

My Cauldron Rules

"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

Beard helper

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'