"I'd like it rare...no...WELL DONE, good and faithful servant!"
Divine Cook Gifts
Looking for a gift for your favorite divine cook? Explore our collection of playful and inspiring products that celebrate their passion for the art of cooking. From humorous mugs to stylish prints, find the perfect way to honor their culinary creativity.
"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."
Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.
Zagat Rated.
"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."
"Namasteak"
"It's made with real angel hair."
'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'
'Today's sermon is on the feeding of the five thousand...and I'll be giving you the recipe for that.'
"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."
"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"
"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"
"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."
Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun
"What were you expecting?"
'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'
'Well, she ate the apple -- I SAID you should have the whole thing catered.'
Heavenly Take Out
"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."
'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'
No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.
Me, Alice and God
New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.
Surprise!
'Your Big Banger theory has one flaw...'
"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."
Christmas canape?
"It lights up and vibrates when your judgement's ready."
"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."
"I guess they really are permanent."
'Just mash them the old-fashioned way, Doris.'
Pizza delivery to heaven.
'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'
Angel Food Cafe...Manna and more: 'Would you like fries with your order?'
"What's good here?"
Divine Cook Gifts Collection
Divine Cook Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the divine cook. Find witty, heartfelt designs perfect for inspiring every coffee or tea break.
Divine Cook Pillows
Wrap the divine cook in comfort with pillows featuring charming and witty designs that brighten up their kitchen or living space.
Divine Cook Prints
Add character to any culinary space with prints that honor the divine cook. Stylish, funny, and full of personality—perfect for decorating their kitchen.
Divine Cook T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts designed for the passionate cook. Perfect for showcasing their culinary love with a touch of humor and style.