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'Very nice. Now, what did the boys in software come up with?'

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'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'We've re-branded.'

Terry had a computer bug.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

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"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'It looks like our data.'

Newton's cradle

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

The Ordered List

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

Oh, we don't invade planets anymore --- Now we just hack into databases.

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'Data, data everywhere!'

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

You are everywhere.

You Have 1 New Messages

When Coffee Is Not Enough

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'

Put it in writing!

'Captain! Our onboard anti-virus software did not prevent a virus from going where no virus has gone before.'

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If God was a programmer

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

"She works best in hex mode."

"Then on a lark, I made the foolish mistake of writing a program that did what I did."