Divine Decoder Gifts

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

'We've re-branded.'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

'Okay - who leaked?'

Paw readings

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

The Ordered List

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'It's my new fortune e-reader.'

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

How's my Sermon . . .

'Does it come on Disc?'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

You are everywhere.

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

Emergency Bible for deathbed conversions only.

End of world nigh!!!

Put it in writing!

"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

"I'm the boss, I set the agenda, I make the decisions...GOT IT!"

Siggy

Angel book with feather falling out of it

Plugged In

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

"A stranger is about to come into your life!"