Divine Developer Gifts

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

The Ordered List

The Computer Bore

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Back to work...

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Friday

'We've re-branded.'

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Local News in Heaven

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

Engineer on the move.

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

How's my Sermon . . .

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Real estate values soar, cute boutiques proliferate, fine cuisine abounds. These are exciting times to live in Hoboken."

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

Pasadena Playhouse War

You are everywhere.

"It's out most advanced 'smartphone' the 'smartarse' phone!"

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

To err is human, but to have your stocks recover from a plummet is divine.

'Very cool. What else can it do?'

'Rodney doesn't look cook, but he has a lot of cool apps.'

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

"And Johnson here is in research and over-development."

Then the housing bubble burst and we lost our funding. Stonehenge Estates. A gated community.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

'Being the first to experiment with the latest technology has its drawbacks.'

'Something went terribly wrong between design and development.'