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'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

The Ordered List

The Computer Bore

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Back to work...

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Friday

'We've re-branded.'

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Local News in Heaven

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

Engineer on the move.

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

How's my Sermon . . .

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Real estate values soar, cute boutiques proliferate, fine cuisine abounds. These are exciting times to live in Hoboken."

To err is human, but to have your stocks recover from a plummet is divine.

You are everywhere.

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"It's out most advanced 'smartphone' the 'smartarse' phone!"

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

'Rodney doesn't look cook, but he has a lot of cool apps.'

'Very cool. What else can it do?'

"And Johnson here is in research and over-development."

'Being the first to experiment with the latest technology has its drawbacks.'

'Something went terribly wrong between design and development.'

"How do you feel after six days of creating?"

'We lost funding.'