Divine Tech Explorer Gifts

'Does it come with any Apps'

'We've re-branded.'

Your Future Home.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

The Ordered List

"I'd like to make a return."

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

You are everywhere.

I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!

"I'm trying to find a new element."

Religious toilets.

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

"Let's give those new bulbs a try."

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

Yahweh/Your Way

Parent and child enter library. Sign says, '30 minute time limit on the internet. Unlimited amount of time on books!

Angel book with feather falling out of it

"It's an audio guide, sweetheart, not a remote."

"This is not what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time!"

"We have a new app that does sin to atonement conversion."

Somehow, she knew she'd fooled nobody.

Divine Cell

"Okay...am I downloading the upgrade, or upgrading the download?"

You know you're getting old...when your mobile phone rings and you start taking photographs of your ear.

"I hate this damn thing!"

'Well, so much for the 'no new commandments' pledge!'

"Every time I offer them an upgrade, they click on 'not now'."

"Well, you asked for a sign!"

'You are here.'

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"Like, hello? nothing's wrong with the software. You hit delete. If you want to answer prayers, hit send."

'Charging station.'

'I've decided on Michael's DNA idea for now - maybe we'll try Gabriel's DOS system later.'

'We need to add an eleventh - 'thou shalt not spam.'