Divine Tech Explorer Gifts

'Does it come with any Apps'

'We've re-branded.'

Your Future Home.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

The Ordered List

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

"I'd like to make a return."

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

You are everywhere.

"I'm trying to find a new element."

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

"Let's give those new bulbs a try."

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

Religious toilets.

Yahweh/Your Way

Parent and child enter library. Sign says, '30 minute time limit on the internet. Unlimited amount of time on books!

Angel book with feather falling out of it

"It's an audio guide, sweetheart, not a remote."

"We have a new app that does sin to atonement conversion."

"I hate this damn thing!"

You know you're getting old...when your mobile phone rings and you start taking photographs of your ear.

"Okay...am I downloading the upgrade, or upgrading the download?"

Somehow, she knew she'd fooled nobody.

'Well, so much for the 'no new commandments' pledge!'

Divine Cell

'You are here.'

"Well, you asked for a sign!"

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"Like, hello? nothing's wrong with the software. You hit delete. If you want to answer prayers, hit send."

'I've decided on Michael's DNA idea for now - maybe we'll try Gabriel's DOS system later.'

'We need to add an eleventh - 'thou shalt not spam.'