Technology-meets-faith Explorer Gifts

'After the beep, please leave a prayer.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Coffee shop

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

The joy of sects.

Holy Bible

Chill Out Worshippers!

Saying Grace.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'