Tech-savvy Heaven Explorer Gifts

"This isn't quite how I pictured it!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Pan Extension Chord

Coffee shop

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Astronaut Selfie.

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Scenic selfie site

Tarzan mobile phone

'Data, data everywhere!'

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

Buffering

Youtube ghost videos...

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

"Don't forget to send selfies."

Psychiatry. Did you get in touch with your inner child? Yeah, and now I understand all my apps!

Young MacDonald

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

"You may need to pep up your sermons, sir. Some of the members are requesting WIFI in the pews."

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'