Divine Decoder Pillows

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

'We've re-branded.'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

Paw readings

'Okay - who leaked?'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

The Ordered List

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

How's my Sermon . . .

'Does it come on Disc?'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

You are everywhere.

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

Emergency Bible for deathbed conversions only.

End of world nigh!!!

Put it in writing!

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

"I'm the boss, I set the agenda, I make the decisions...GOT IT!"

Angel book with feather falling out of it

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."

Siggy

Plugged In

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

"A stranger is about to come into your life!"

'Does it come with any Apps'

"I just had a communications nightmare! I dreamt that the postal workers were on strike, the internet was down and someone had eaten the carrier pigeons!"