Divine Coder Pillows

'Very nice. Now, what did the boys in software come up with?'

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'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'We've re-branded.'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Terry had a computer bug.

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"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'It looks like our data.'

Newton's cradle

The Ordered List

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

'Data, data everywhere!'

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

You are everywhere.

You Have 1 New Messages

'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

When Coffee Is Not Enough

Put it in writing!

'Captain! Our onboard anti-virus software did not prevent a virus from going where no virus has gone before.'

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

"She works best in hex mode."

"Then on a lark, I made the foolish mistake of writing a program that did what I did."

If God was a programmer

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."