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Put it in writing!

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'We've re-branded.'

Local News in Heaven

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Okay - who leaked?'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

The Ordered List

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

Jesus wept

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

How's my Sermon . . .

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

You Have 1 New Messages

Good Samaritan responding to hurt man: 'I'm part of God's TLC plan.'

'Entropy already? You just made it.'

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

"That's just so God."

"Hang on Gary, I think our Tracy's having an Epiphany!"

"Well, you asked for a sign!"

Foresight and Hindsight desk trays.

'You realize of course everything here is G-rated.'

'What kind of God would let things like this happen?'

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

Bob finds God's wallet, and for one crazy moment, considers keeping it.

Never fails. Stay in all week, not one call. Step out for an hour to preach...

"Heaven is currently unattended, if you wish to leave your prayers at the sound of the tone...they will be answered."