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God's Proofreader

'We've re-branded.'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'Okay - who leaked?'

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

The Ordered List

Records?

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"We need a better piling system."

In and Out Trays

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

How's my Sermon . . .

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

Proceedings of the club

Jesus wept

'Does it come on Disc?'

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

Files of Doom

'It's very nice, dear, but it's still not as lovely as a tree.'

Emergency Bible for deathbed conversions only.

Put it in writing!

Good Samaritan responding to hurt man: 'I'm part of God's TLC plan.'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"I'm a pastor. My job is to speak 20 minutes on Sunday and listen the rest of the week."

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

"I can't understand how it got lost - I haven't filed it yet"

'Does it come with any Apps'

'Entropy already? You just made it.'

'I have here secret government documents that describe the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand.'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."