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'God's home videos.'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'We've re-branded.'

Local News in Heaven

Kirsten Johnson

'Okay - who leaked?'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

A fly on the wall documentary.

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

How's my Sermon . . .

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

I have a video phone and I'm not afraid to use it.

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

Social lens of the photojournalist

Put it in writing!

''Intelligent design'? -- Why, those patronizing little twerps!'

Moog invented the blog.

'Unusual weather for June'

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

'Wanted for Arson: El ni?o'

"You're being sued for cause."

"Well, you asked for a sign!"

"Could you ask the driver to slow down we're trying to film 'Great Railway Journeys' here.

Free Oil.