Divine Critic Pillows

Reviewing Earth

'And God created man in his own image.'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

How's my sermon. . .

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

2pm meet your Creator

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

"It was a little preachy."

"Pastor, since you refuse to respond to my emails I decided to print off a list of all my objections to your messages."

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

Jesus wept

How's my Sermon . . .

'It's true that the meek were intended to inherit the Earth, Mr. Osgood, but we have you classified as 'apathetic.''

"I think it's the company logo."

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

Trump Bible photo op

'My son was nailed to the cross and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

"I'm not hanging up until I find the person who listed my sermons under 'Double Dutch'"

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

Priest to congregation, "I'm no different to you just because I wear a dog collar."

REALLY boring sermons

'Entropy already? You just made it.'

Martin Luther.

'Don't feel too badly about your post, I used to work for the News of the World.'

'Sorry -- that's not on our list of approved churches.'

First Cynic in Space

"Are you sure these comment cards are anonymous?"

'Today's homily is on irreverence.'