Angelic Critic Pillows

'Don't feel too badly about your post, I used to work for the News of the World.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

Arch of Triumph Save

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

Trump Bible photo op

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"