Angelic Critic Prints

'Don't feel too badly about your post, I used to work for the News of the World.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

Arch of Triumph Save

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

Trump Bible photo op

"I still hate you."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"If it isn't E mc2!"

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

Cat Heaven.

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."