Religious Critique Lover Pillows

Praying The Gay Away

Trump Bible photo op

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

Gates of heaven

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Church restrooms

'All the tellers are nuns.'

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

A Man of Faith

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

Religious toilets.

Holy Relics.

Obey the Book or be damned!

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

"Any church that requires a fire hydrant is admitting it's a fraud."

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

"Uh-oh! Here comes trouble!"

Priest to congregation, "I'm no different to you just because I wear a dog collar."