Religion Critique Pillows

'Wishes he'd never been born (again) - blames the previous pope.'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

"Eventually the leaders of every religion say 'We spoke to God and he wants you to give us money.' ...Every. Single. One."

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

'I'll decide what I forbid, okay?'

"It was a little preachy."

"Pastor, since you refuse to respond to my emails I decided to print off a list of all my objections to your messages."

Obey the Book or be damned!

"Daddy says God created Eve out of Adam´s spare credit card!"

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

"I think it's the company logo."

Trump Bible photo op

If Adam and Eve were Baptist.

Goliath's Widow.

"Your homocysteine chapel levels are right off the charts."

"Any church that requires a fire hydrant is admitting it's a fraud."

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

Priest to congregation, "I'm no different to you just because I wear a dog collar."

Palin and her curing church.

REALLY boring sermons

Martin Luther.

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

'How about bearing false witness for you neighbor?'

The Chosen One