Religion Critique Prints

'Wishes he'd never been born (again) - blames the previous pope.'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

The Pope

"It was a little preachy."

'I'll decide what I forbid, okay?'

"Pastor, since you refuse to respond to my emails I decided to print off a list of all my objections to your messages."

"Eventually the leaders of every religion say 'We spoke to God and he wants you to give us money.' ...Every. Single. One."

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

A Man of Faith

"Daddy says God created Eve out of Adam´s spare credit card!"

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

Obey the Book or be damned!

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

You're too enamored of wealth, Al. As it says in the Bible, "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle that for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." Is that a regular Camel, or does it have a filter tip?

"I think it's the company logo."

Trump Bible photo op

If Adam and Eve were Baptist.

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

"Your homocysteine chapel levels are right off the charts."

"Any church that requires a fire hydrant is admitting it's a fraud."

Goliath's Widow.

Priest to congregation, "I'm no different to you just because I wear a dog collar."

Palin and her curing church.

REALLY boring sermons

Martin Luther.

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

The Chosen One