Church Critique Pillows

"Okay - so much for that...now, let's talk about gay marriage..."

Herman Mankiewicz

Reading my Critics

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

Sculptor's chippings

Suggestions and Cheap Shots.

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

Art Critics.

"It was a little preachy."

"Pastor, since you refuse to respond to my emails I decided to print off a list of all my objections to your messages."

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

'Typical phallic egocentrism!'

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

"It's too academic."

"Son of God or not, no one comes to church dressed like that."

"A restaurant critic! I hope she doesn't make this place sound too good."

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

"I think it would look nicer in red."

"I think it's the company logo."

Trump Bible photo op

"But is it art?"

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."