Church Critique Gifts

"Okay - so much for that...now, let's talk about gay marriage..."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Herman Mankiewicz

Reading my Critics

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

Sculptor's chippings

Suggestions and Cheap Shots.

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

Bernard Levin

Art Critics.

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

The Pope

"Pastor, since you refuse to respond to my emails I decided to print off a list of all my objections to your messages."

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

"It was a little preachy."

'Typical phallic egocentrism!'

"But is it art?"

"A restaurant critic! I hope she doesn't make this place sound too good."

"Son of God or not, no one comes to church dressed like that."

"I think it's the company logo."

Edgar Allan Poe

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

Anyone else think the movie was better? Book club bouncer.

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

"I'm not sure what to watch...'Enterprise' or 'Sabado Gigante.'"

"It's too academic."

"I think it would look nicer in red."

Trump Bible photo op

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."