'It's made out of solid wood and it sleeps eight.'
Church Chair Critic Gifts
Searching for a clever gift for someone who isn’t shy about sharing their views on church chairs? Our collection of witty and lighthearted items includes mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that embrace their honest critiques and bring a smile to their face. Perfect for those who love to add humor to their day and show their personality through their favorite space.
"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"
"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."
"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"
Two Men Discuss Ministers.
'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'
"That's our new church mascot."
That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.
"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"
How's my sermon. . .
'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'
"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"
"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."
Whistler's father.
"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."
'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'
"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"
'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'
Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.
Follow God On Twitter
'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'
Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival
The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants
"Could you make it a quick sermon? I get my Easter basket right after church."
"It was a little preachy."
'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'
"Pastor, since you refuse to respond to my emails I decided to print off a list of all my objections to your messages."
'It helps with reception.'
Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week
"The buck really stops with him."
"There's someone sleeping in my pew, and she's still there!"
How's my Sermon . . .
The Pope
'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'
'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'
Church Chair Critic Gifts Collection
Church Chair Critic Mugs
Discover more humorous mugs perfect for the church chair critic. Find a design that matches their witty outlook and makes every sip a smile.
Church Chair Critic Pillows
Explore our quirky pillows designed for the church chair critic. Add humor and comfort to their living space with a fun, expressive cushion.
Church Chair Critic Prints
Check out our amusing prints, perfect for decorating a space that celebrates their unique critique style and adds personality to any room.
Church Chair Critic T-Shirts
Browse our collection of funny t-shirts that are ideal for the church chair critic. Show off their personality and sense of humor with a stylish tee.