Bishop looking non plussed with a shepherds' crook for a question mark above his head.
Clergy Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who isn't shy about voicing their opinions on clergy or religious topics? Our range of funny and clever items are ideal for the clergy critic who appreciates humor with a spiritual twist. Whether they enjoy witty mugs, sarcastic t-shirts, or humorous prints, find a gift that matches their lively personality and love of a good laugh. Celebrate their insights and cheeky humor with something truly unique that they'll enjoy every day.
"Staff support"
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
"Guess who brought king cake!"
'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.
"It's OK, I'm preordained."
"You may now kiss the bride..."
"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."
Priest's 'To do' list.
'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'
'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'
'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'
Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth
Golfing Bishop.
'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'
"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."
'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'
"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."
"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"
Toy Shops and Educated Children
"What? You broke number 3 already?"
A child interrupting family prayers
"Honey, I’ve found God!"
'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'
“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”
Cleric with bible briefcase.
'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'
"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."
"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"
Two Men Discuss Ministers.
"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."
The Kids' Table at the Last Supper
"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"
"Freshly ground pepper?"
"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."
Clergy Critic Gifts Collection
Clergy Critic Mugs
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Clergy Critic Pillows
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