Clergy Humor Lover Gifts

'Ever think about - you know - S-E-X?'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

Single Prayer Health Insurance

The ten ammendments

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

Finger puppets in church.

Church restrooms

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Minister Starts at a New Church

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

Eucharist

"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

"Can we discuss this?"

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

'The Bishop called - he'd like to see a copy of that sermon you gave last Sunday.'

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

"That vicar really knows how to put the fear of god into people."

Ding and Dong.

'Would you like seating in snoring or non-snoring?'

"Do I get double bubble Sundays?"

Auto Mechanic's Confessional Booth

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

Confession Ratings.