Fan Of Clerical Jokes Gifts

'Holy shit!'

"You call this a constitution?"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

The ten ammendments

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

A woman in prayer

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

"He was much more effective in the field."

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

Excommunicate Me.

"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

"First, do no ham."

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

Baby Bird

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

"Did he say 'commandments' or 'suggestions'?"

'There are Jews, and then there are the JEWS who-turn-the- other-cheek.'

"Tell me, have you ever been in a church prior to getting married?"

"An 'eight' for technical merit, Pastor, but only a 'five' for originality."

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

"She's a bird of pray."

"I'm NOT pontificating!"

Amen Corner: 'I say 'Aeemeen'...'Aeeemeeen'...'Aeeeeeemeeen'.'