Clergy Humorist Gifts

If you’re searching for a witty gift for a clergy humorist, our collection combines faith with humor, offering delightful products that bring smiles and laughter. These items are ideal for pastors, priests, or anyone with a playful spirit who loves blending spirituality with a good laugh. Perfect for birthdays, ordinations, or just because, these thoughtful gifts add a touch of humor to their daily routine and spiritual life.

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"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor." mockup

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

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"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama." mockup

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

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"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews." mockup

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

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"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?" mockup

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

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'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!' mockup

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

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"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!" mockup

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

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"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!" mockup

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

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'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods' mockup

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

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Monk Prompt

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How's my sermon. . .

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The Sleeping Congregation.

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"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee." mockup

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

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'Even More Disciples'

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'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.' mockup

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

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'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.' mockup

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

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Sermon Applause.

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Bishops Snooker

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"...and in conclusion..."

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The ten ammendments

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'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!' mockup

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

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'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.' mockup

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

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"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven mockup

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

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'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?' mockup

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

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Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout. mockup

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

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"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd." mockup

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

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'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.' mockup

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

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Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour. mockup

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

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Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.' mockup

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

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Applause

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"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive." mockup

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

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'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.' mockup

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

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Clergy Humorist Gifts Collection

Clergy Humorist Mugs

Explore our range of mugs featuring clergy humor and witty faith-inspired designs—perfect for daily laughs and inspiration.

Clergy Humorist Pillows

Find humorous and comfortable pillows designed for clergy humorists—add a cheerful touch to their home or office décor.

Clergy Humorist Prints

Browse our amusing prints for clergy humorists—ideal for decorating their space with faith-filled humor and a positive message.

Clergy Humorist T-Shirts

Discover funny t-shirts for clergy humorists that combine faith and wit—great for casual outings or spreading joy within the congregation.