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"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Monk Prompt

How's my sermon. . .

The Sleeping Congregation.

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

'Even More Disciples'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

Sermon Applause.

Bishops Snooker

"...and in conclusion..."

The ten ammendments

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Applause

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'