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Never fails. Stay in all week, not one call. Step out for an hour to preach...

'I've been looking everywhere for that!'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

At the 2021 Religious Games

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Guru.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Kultural K9's.

Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration - 'War and Punishment'... it'll make us a bundle.

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Earl suspends his disbelief.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'