Comical Clergy Appreciator Gifts

'Joe gives 'em the bad news, and I give 'em the good news, just like 'good cop - bad cop'!'

Support group for sheep.

The ten ammendments

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Finger puppets in church.

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

Jesus and the Peeps

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

'I'm not sure about these, but I'll try them out on the focus group.'

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

"Sorry. I thought it was a typo."

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

'Put the kettle on, Doreen.'

"But why would anyone, especially the meek, want to inherit the earth?"

"It's bad news Brother Thomas, he's decided to change the font"

'Holy shit!'

"And to those of you who did contribute to the church fund—our blessings."

'Am I going to church - I thought Christmas gave me a pass till Easter.'

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'

'Which father is the father?'

'Looks like the sexton position is still vacant.'

"That's just sick."

'If I'm born again, will I have two birthdays a year?'

Exorcism and Other Jobs.

Big Brother in Monastery.

"One order loaves and fishes. Would you like fries with that?"