Comical Clergy Appreciator Pillows

'Joe gives 'em the bad news, and I give 'em the good news, just like 'good cop - bad cop'!'

Support group for sheep.

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

'Those are a few jokes to loosen up the crowd first...how do you like 'em?'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

The ten ammendments

Finger puppets in church.

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

Jesus and the Peeps

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

Jesus makes water cooler water into wine.

'I'm not sure about these, but I'll try them out on the focus group.'

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

"Sorry. I thought it was a typo."

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

Mary and Joseph's Social Media Page

'Put the kettle on, Doreen.'

"But why would anyone, especially the meek, want to inherit the earth?"

"It's bad news Brother Thomas, he's decided to change the font"

'Holy shit!'

'Am I going to church - I thought Christmas gave me a pass till Easter.'

"And to those of you who did contribute to the church fund—our blessings."

'Looks like the sexton position is still vacant.'

'Which father is the father?'

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'

"That's just sick."

'If I'm born again, will I have two birthdays a year?'

Don't think of it as tithing. Think of it as a cover charge.

"Mary thanked me, and said, 'Fleece Navidad'."

"One order loaves and fishes. Would you like fries with that?"

Exorcism and Other Jobs.