Clergy Humor Pillows

'You need a haircut Your Reverence.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Monk Prompt

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

How's my sermon. . .

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

'Even More Disciples'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

The ten ammendments

Bishops Snooker

"...and in conclusion..."

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

The Sleeping Congregation.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

Finger puppets in church.

Church restrooms

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

Minister Starts at a New Church

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Applause

"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.'

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

Delivery of Sermon within 30 minutes or your second one's FREE!

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Excommunicate Me.

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'