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Crafty Clergy Gifts
Looking for a gift that celebrates your crafty clergy friend or loved one? Our collection features witty and heartfelt items that highlight their creative spirit and religious devotion. From mugs to prints, find something that resonates with their artistic soul and sacred calling.
"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."
Single Prayer Health Insurance
'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'
'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'
Vicar - Virtuous Reality
"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."
The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!
"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."
Pastoring for Dummies
'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'
'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'
'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'
Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.
"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."
Neptune: the retirement years.
'Holy shit!'
Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.
'Am I going to church - I thought Christmas gave me a pass till Easter.'
'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'
The Pope tweets
Kicking Out The Jams On A Friday Night With The Sisters Of Doo-Wop
'Joe gives 'em the bad news, and I give 'em the good news, just like 'good cop - bad cop'!'
Exorcism and Other Jobs.
Disorganized Religion
Hop-scotching monk.
Evangelist and dog trainer extraordinaire, Ernie Gumbromowitz.
'You need a haircut Your Reverence.'
"Obviously our vow of poverty excludes real estate."
Crafty Clergy Gifts Collection
Crafty Clergy Mugs
Explore our range of mugs for crafty clergy, featuring humorous and heartfelt designs that celebrate their creative faith.
Crafty Clergy Pillows
Discover pillows that add personality and faith-inspired charm for your crafty clergy loved ones.
Crafty Clergy Prints
Browse our prints collection to find inspiring artwork that reflects the creative spirit of your crafty clergy friends.
Crafty Clergy T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for crafty clergy, blending creativity, spirituality, and a touch of wit.