Chaotic Clergyman Appreciator Gifts

Disorganized Religion

Fight or Flight

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

California fires and Coronavirus

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

John the Baptist was clothed in camels hair and eight locusts.

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Miracles on 34th Street.

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

An anti-gravity protesting astronaut

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'

'I remember baptising him when he was a baby, and that was the last I saw of him until he rolled in here today.'

"Signal's gone! What's goin' on?"

"I didn't say, 'Simon says'..."

'Joe gives 'em the bad news, and I give 'em the good news, just like 'good cop - bad cop'!'

'You've had mates around - this place is a tip!'

Exorcism and Other Jobs.

'Dude, it looks like I have the rest of the evening off work, so I'll be able to go to the basketball game after all!'