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Fight or Flight

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

California fires and Coronavirus

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

Miracles on 34th Street.

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

An anti-gravity protesting astronaut

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'

'I remember baptising him when he was a baby, and that was the last I saw of him until he rolled in here today.'

"Signal's gone! What's goin' on?"

The End is Near

'Joe gives 'em the bad news, and I give 'em the good news, just like 'good cop - bad cop'!'

'Dude, it looks like I have the rest of the evening off work, so I'll be able to go to the basketball game after all!'

Exorcism and Other Jobs.

'You've had mates around - this place is a tip!'