Comical Clergy Dodger Gifts

Searching for something that captures the playful spirit of a comical clergy dodger? Our collection offers witty and humorous items that celebrate their cheerful, mischievous personality. Whether it's for a personal joke or a light-hearted gift, these products bring humor and charm to any occasion.

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'Am I going to church - I thought Christmas gave me a pass till Easter.'

'Am I going to church - I thought Christmas gave me a pass till Easter.' mockup

'Am I going to church - I thought Christmas gave me a pass till Easter.'

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"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!" mockup

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

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Monk Prompt

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"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!" mockup

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

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How's my sermon. . .

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'Even More Disciples'

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The ten ammendments

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Bishops Snooker

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"...and in conclusion..."

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'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.' mockup

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

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'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.' mockup

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

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The Sleeping Congregation.

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"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee." mockup

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

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Vicar wearing sunglasses.

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'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.' mockup

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

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"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven mockup

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

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'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.' mockup

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

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"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor." mockup

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

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Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.' mockup

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

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Applause

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'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.' mockup

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

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"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."

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'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.'

'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.' mockup

'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.'

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'Great escapism, Reverend!'

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Delivery of Sermon within 30 minutes or your second one's FREE!

Delivery of Sermon within 30 minutes or your second one's FREE! mockup

Delivery of Sermon within 30 minutes or your second one's FREE!

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"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..." mockup

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

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Excommunicate Me.

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'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.' mockup

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

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"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either." mockup

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

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"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know." mockup

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

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After finishing his 5 minute guitar riff, John realized the silence was due to his filling in on the traditional service worship team that particular Sunday morning.

After finishing his 5 minute guitar riff, John realized the silence was due to his filling in on the traditional service worship team that particular Sunday morning.

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