Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone Resigns.
Catholicism Critic Gifts
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Two Men Discuss Ministers.
"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."
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"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever
"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"
A Man of Faith
Trumpism Monster
The Pope
"It was a little preachy."
"Pastor, since you refuse to respond to my emails I decided to print off a list of all my objections to your messages."
Trump Bible photo op
"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."
"I think it's the company logo."
Obey the Book or be damned!
Priest to congregation, "I'm no different to you just because I wear a dog collar."
'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'
"Any church that requires a fire hydrant is admitting it's a fraud."
Ted Budd Caricature
REALLY boring sermons
Martin Luther.
'Sorry -- that's not on our list of approved churches.'
The Chosen One
Donald Trump's Commandments
Dear Santa- Thanks for the awesome gift! p.s. did you know cellphones have built-in calculators? p.p.s. you suck.
Bishop looking non plussed with a shepherds' crook for a question mark above his head.
"If I behaved like your god, I'd be arrested."
Catholic priest reading 'Preyboy' Magazine.
Church Growth
'Not bad - a bit preachy.'
'And God created man in his own image.'
"Michael Sherlock once said: 'Religion isn't about peace, love, or the betterment of our species, it's about power and control. Religion uses fear to control and milk its flocks. Fear of God. Fear of the Devil. Fear of death. Fear of being seen as deviant for expressing non-belief. Fear of social sanctions and in some countries, fear of legal sanctions. Fear is a powerful tool to manipulate the masses and religion has mastered its employment.' ..."
Why Hast Bush Forsaken Us?
Praying The Gay Away
Shamed Archbishop of Canterbury smuggled out under a blanket. Mitre obvious.
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