Religion Critic Gifts

'Who knew there was such a fine line between prosperity theology and wretched excess?'

Donald Trump's Commandments

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Presbyterian Butler

Pope and crocodile

Catholic priest reading 'Preyboy' Magazine.

Priest to congregation, "I'm no different to you just because I wear a dog collar."

'I am God's messenger! . . . Give God's messenger money!'

"The 'F' in 'Bible' stands for facts."

"I don't believe in religion, but I'm in awe of it. Scribble some stories, fabricate a few relics, exploit people's fears... What do you get?... Money... Power... ...And all the children you'd care to molest."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

"Pastor, since you refuse to respond to my emails I decided to print off a list of all my objections to your messages."

'I'll decide what I forbid, okay?'

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

"It was a little preachy."

Obey the Book or be damned!

"Daddy says God created Eve out of Adam´s spare credit card!"

"They're really more like a bucket list."

"I think it's the company logo."

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

Trump Bible photo op

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

'Fourteenth century church, fourteenth century views.'

If Adam and Eve were Baptist.

"Any church that requires a fire hydrant is admitting it's a fraud."

"Your homocysteine chapel levels are right off the charts."

Palin and her curing church.

"As a Christian, it's my job to love everyone. Especially people like you who don't deserve it."

REALLY boring sermons

Martin Luther.