'Not bad - a bit preachy.'
Church Critics Gifts
Looking for a gift that speaks to the sharp wit of church critics? Our collection of humorous and clever items is ideal for those who enjoy poking fun at church culture or sharing a lighthearted critique. These products blend humor, faith, and a touch of satire, making them perfect for anyone with a spirited take on spiritual life. Find the perfect gift that matches their humorous outlook and love for thoughtful banter.
First the Bishops came for the nuns. . . Now it's the dangerous, radical group The Girl Scouts!
Two Men Discuss Ministers.
"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."
"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever
"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"
"It was a little preachy."
"Pastor, since you refuse to respond to my emails I decided to print off a list of all my objections to your messages."
'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'
A Man of Faith
The Pope
'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'
"I think it's the company logo."
"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."
Obey the Book or be damned!
"Any church that requires a fire hydrant is admitting it's a fraud."
Priest to congregation, "I'm no different to you just because I wear a dog collar."
"An 'eight' for technical merit, Pastor, but only a 'five' for originality."
Bingo Addicts...
'It's made out of solid wood and it sleeps eight.'
Men Working Since 1931
REALLY boring sermons
Martin Luther.
"I'm getting earthy overtones of guilt, with just a hint of sexual frustration."
Benedict XVI Resigns.
Donald Trump's Commandments
'All right - which country in Europe are you from?'
'Sorry -- that's not on our list of approved churches.'
"And to those of you who did contribute to the church fund—our blessings."
Bishop looking non plussed with a shepherds' crook for a question mark above his head.
The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'It's a new commandment by the church of Danae...thou shalt make room for donuts.'
"Michael Sherlock once said: 'Religion isn't about peace, love, or the betterment of our species, it's about power and control. Religion uses fear to control and milk its flocks. Fear of God. Fear of the Devil. Fear of death. Fear of being seen as deviant for expressing non-belief. Fear of social sanctions and in some countries, fear of legal sanctions. Fear is a powerful tool to manipulate the masses and religion has mastered its employment.' ..."
Why Hast Bush Forsaken Us?
Church Growth
Catholic priest reading 'Preyboy' Magazine.
Church Critics Gifts Collection
Church Critics Mugs
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