Religious Critique Pillows

"Any church that requires a fire hydrant is admitting it's a fraud."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

How's my sermon. . .

Bishops Snooker

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Church restrooms

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

'Golly, is it that time already?'

First Church - New Policy: To avoid lawsuits, Rev. Loomis' sermons no longer mention sinners by name.

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

"Pastor, since you refuse to respond to my emails I decided to print off a list of all my objections to your messages."

'Have you got anything for omnipotence?'

IOUs In The Church Collection Plate

"It was a little preachy."

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

"'Host' and Cheese?"

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?