Religious Critics Pillows

"There's no better evidence of a religion's stupidity than comparing what upsets its most orthodox followers to what they find acceptable."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

How's my sermon. . .

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Bishops Snooker

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

'Any chance these are available in paperback?'

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

'Golly, is it that time already?'

First Church - New Policy: To avoid lawsuits, Rev. Loomis' sermons no longer mention sinners by name.

IOUs In The Church Collection Plate

The Pope

'Have you got anything for omnipotence?'

A Man of Faith

"It was a little preachy."

"Pastor, since you refuse to respond to my emails I decided to print off a list of all my objections to your messages."

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

"'Host' and Cheese?"

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'