Conservative Critique Lover Pillows

Add a dash of wit to their space with pillows that speak their mind—perfect for cozying up after a lively critique session.

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The Blob

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'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....' mockup

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

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'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.' mockup

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

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Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them? mockup

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

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"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was." mockup

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

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"This is Mr. Norris. He'll be coming on board as a human shield."

"This is Mr. Norris. He'll be coming on board as a human shield." mockup

"This is Mr. Norris. He'll be coming on board as a human shield."

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'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?' mockup

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

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"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' " mockup

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

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"Something tells me his demands may be difficult to meet."

"Something tells me his demands may be difficult to meet." mockup

"Something tells me his demands may be difficult to meet."

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Nutty Assistants

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"The candidates this year are really honest."

"The candidates this year are really honest." mockup

"The candidates this year are really honest."

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Trump Bible photo op

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Corporate Responsibility - All front with nothing behind it.

Corporate Responsibility - All front with nothing behind it. mockup

Corporate Responsibility - All front with nothing behind it.

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"We had to lay off most of the staff to pay for the consultants."

"We had to lay off most of the staff to pay for the consultants." mockup

"We had to lay off most of the staff to pay for the consultants."

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Ted Budd Caricature

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'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.' mockup

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

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Fake Diplomas

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"I did my job, I grabbed my pile, and yet no voice at eventide has cried 'Well done!'"

"I did my job, I grabbed my pile, and yet no voice at eventide has cried 'Well done!'" mockup

"I did my job, I grabbed my pile, and yet no voice at eventide has cried 'Well done!'"

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Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

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Hosni Mubarak blinks

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"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!" mockup

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

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"I'm pleased to announce we've developed a new drug that's remarkably effective in generating profits."

"I'm pleased to announce we've developed a new drug that's remarkably effective in generating profits." mockup

"I'm pleased to announce we've developed a new drug that's remarkably effective in generating profits."

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The Letters Of Jean-Paul Sartre To His Mother

The Letters Of Jean-Paul Sartre To His Mother mockup

The Letters Of Jean-Paul Sartre To His Mother

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'Would it be possible to fire last year's 40,000 employees a second time?'

'Would it be possible to fire last year's 40,000 employees a second time?' mockup

'Would it be possible to fire last year's 40,000 employees a second time?'

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"Devin Nunes is a Great American." mockup

"Devin Nunes is a Great American."

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"The technique is good, but somehow I feel that the artist didn't take enough time observing the subject."

"The technique is good, but somehow I feel that the artist didn't take enough time observing the subject." mockup

"The technique is good, but somehow I feel that the artist didn't take enough time observing the subject."

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'They always off the mom.'

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'What's this nonsense about you not having enough time to go to the toilet?'

'What's this nonsense about you not having enough time to go to the toilet?' mockup

'What's this nonsense about you not having enough time to go to the toilet?'

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'..and finally we come to a problem that can be solved by throwing money at it...'

'..and finally we come to a problem that can be solved by throwing money at it...' mockup

'..and finally we come to a problem that can be solved by throwing money at it...'

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Praying The Gay Away

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Conservative Critique Lover Pillows Collection

Conservative Critique Lover Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs crafted for the conservative critique lover—perfect for sparking conversations over coffee or tea.

Conservative Critique Lover Prints

Browse prints that highlight their critical perspective with style—great for decorating their favorite space.

Conservative Critique Lover T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that showcase their critical wit and love of debate—ideal for daily wear or casual gatherings.