Historical Critique Lover Pillows

'Those aren't very INCLUSIVE!'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

John Bunyan

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Jacques et Jille

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"Why can't you be more like little Hester Prynne? She's getting straight A's."

'Dropping the Pilot'-the Fall of Bismarck

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

Trump Foreign Policy

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

Abraham Lincoln

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

Lady in Blue Dress

Charles I

"There's got to be a better way to make butter."

Jonathan Swift

'Forget about the Holy Grail for now - I want you to look for weapons of mass destruction.'

Duke of Wellington

"It's bad news Brother Thomas, he's decided to change the font"

"Hey!! Look!!!"

'Another failure to communicate?'

'Anyway it will do as a temporary structure.'

Servant girl turning down a job because the family are not genteel enough

"My one man play is now in the west end. I play Lee Harvey Oswald."

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Hail to the Cheif!

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'