Historical Critique Fan Pillows

The Spanish inquisition stoops to an all-time low.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

'It always great to get away from it all.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Privatized Jails

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

Lady Jane Grey

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

Ben Jonson.

God's Double Whammy.

Jonathan Swift.

Maid

"You rang, m'lord?"

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'

"Now who's being judgy?"

La Boheme - Mimi dies

Tony Blair in the morning and George Bush in the afternoon. Lulu and Stan were having a good day.

"The good news is everyone's on board. The bad news is the unicorns are gay."

"What was life really like in the middle ages, Sadie?"