Historical Satire Lover Pillows

'1066 - The Battle of Hastings - Harold gets history's biggest "something in the eye".'

'Dropping the Pilot'-the Fall of Bismarck

'Can you show me an example of how you've shown leadership in the past?'

Duke of Wellington

"He had a hat!"

"It's bad news Brother Thomas, he's decided to change the font"

'Papa Cobden Taking Master Robert [Peel] A Free Trade Walk'

"Hey!! Look!!!"

Charles I

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

Executioner celebrating his work.

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'Anyway it will do as a temporary structure.'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'I told you that 'will of the people' stuff would backfire!'

'Here in Salem, the Lord likes our mediums well done.'

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

Earl Horatio Kitchener

"My compliments to the toxicologist, Lucrezia."

Mr. Claypole as he appeared when his master was out

'It doesn't look good, Sire -- the mob is bipartisan!'

Abraham Lincoln

'Hiya, Danny. See you after the show.' 'Someone's in denial.'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

'Lizzie Borden, your mother and I will make a lady out of you if it kills us!'

'Lady Godiva spoiled his photo op.'

'The best part about being a king is that you can name your own salary.'

"I hope that's organic produce you're using!"

Darwin misses witnessing unnatural selection.

"I know we decided this was immoral, but no one has called me on it in a while, so I think I'll stick it out through the season."

'When I declared 'Casual Friday,' I didn't mean it that literally!'

'Hannibal, what do you want from the empire? Stock options?'

"Hang on a sec...no, not you! I'm listening."

"I thought this wheel invention of yours was supposed to make life easier."