Historical Irony Lover Pillows

'It's strange, but ever since that star appeared I've had this overwhelming urge to go shopping.'

'...he loves me, he love me not, he loves me, he...he...'

Man and son looking at a computer displayed among dinosaurs skeletons in museum.

The worst ever scenario.

Marie Antoinette Update - Let em eat dog biscuits.

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Made in China

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

'Dropping the Pilot'-the Fall of Bismarck

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

'It always great to get away from it all.'

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'